I must be smoking crack.

Tonight I was rummaging through a folder of photos and found this one of me, which I took in late February.



And then the oddest thought popped in my head.

"Man, I miss being pregnant."

WTF?! Do I actually miss the heartburn, the swelling, the sore back and ribs, the aching feet and hands, the discomfort, the huffing and puffing, the waddling, the huge ass belly, the spotting, the nausea, the insomnia, the pee-sized bladder?

Hellz to the no!

But I do miss how much I ate. That was fun.

I will say this: That girl taking her photo in the bathroom had absolutely no idea what she was in for. No idea. It feels like a million years ago.